Ever wonder what thoughts run through your dog’s head when
you dress her up in
? Some dogs seem to love a sweater, but yours walks around head
bowed with her tail between her legs. Why is it that
human can dress them up in all kinds of outfits but your dog
gets spooked when you make her wear a paper crown on her birthday? To get an
idea of the day in the life of a dog, here’s what we imagine goes down in a
SCENE: A puppy watches its owners scramble about
the house with orange pumpkins and strung up black-winged bat garlands. The
puppy is very interested in all of the movement, while the senior dog of the
house decides to exit the room quietly and lie down in her parents’ closet.
Where ya goin’?”
Senior Dog: “To
the quiet place. I’ve seen this all before and I don’t like what comes of it.”
Puppy: “But we
have new toys to play with! Did you see the size of that giant ball the hooman
was carrying? And did you, did you see that long black rope? We’re going to
have the best game of tug-of-war ever!!
Senior Dog: Looks at the puppy deploringly “Those
Puppy: “Yes they
are!” Let’s play! Come on!”
swats her paw at the older
Senior Dog: Don’t
do that! I’m not in the mood. If you think those are toys, go and chew on them,
see what the hoomans say.”
starts to saunter up the stairs
Maggie! Come here! Treats!”
COME ON, Molly! We’re getting foodies!”
bounds away to the voice of her owner.
Molly: Thinking, “It has begun.”
SCENE II: Sharp, high barks emit from the young pup
as she jumps up and down, up and down for the treat her human has hidden in her
Human 1: “Okay,
Maggie, okay. Hold on. Do you have their costumes?”
Human 2: “Yep.
I’ll put Molly in hers while Maggie is distracted. Molly! Come!”
Molly: Thinking, “Oh no, not again. Please not
Human 2: “Look at
your cool lion costume, Molly! Come on. Let’s put it on.”
Molly: Thinking, “A cat is a cat, no matter its
size. How embarrassing. That gray squirrel had better not see me in this.”
Human 2: Struggling getting Molly in the costume
“Come on, Molly, let me get it on.”
Human 1: “All
Maggie, dressed in her lion cub
costume is sniffing around the floor looking for more treats.
The hoomans give food. Besides, I feel warm now.”
Maggie hunkers down to the floor at the human’s feet.
Human 1: “Alright,
girls! It’s time to smile for Instagram!”
So how do you get your fur children into their costumes and
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