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Fun Quotes About Dogs

Posted by Hot Dog Collars on 10/06/14 4:08 PM

Fun and funny quotes by comedians about dogs.  And also some quotes by dogs about life. Yes, there are quotes by dogs about life...read on..."



Tweet: The best comedians of our time have some amazing quotes about dogs! [SOURCE=Hot Dog Collars]The best comedians of our time have some amazing quotes about dogs

  • "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself" - Josh Billings

  • "Life is a series of dogs" - George Carlin

  • "I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him." - Steven Wright

  • "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

  • "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney

  • "A dog is forever in the push-up position." - Mitch Hedberg

  • "Learn from yesterday, live for today, look for tomorrow, rest this afternoon" - Snoopy

  • "In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with" - Snoopy


  • Tell us what your favorite quote is about dogs. Use the comments below or tweet at us: @HotDogCollars

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