Fun Quotes About Dogs

Fun and funny quotes by comedians about dogs.  And also some quotes by dogs about life. Yes, there are quotes by dogs about life...read on..."



The best comedians of our time have some amazing quotes about dogs

• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself" - Josh Billings


• "Life is a series of dogs" - George Carlin


• "I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him." - Steven Wright


• "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx


• "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney


• "A dog is forever in the push-up position." - Mitch Hedberg


• "Learn from yesterday, live for today, look for tomorrow, rest this afternoon" - Snoopy


• "In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with" - Snoopy




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